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After using the dating site Plentyoffish.com "Doug" has now found a fantastic woman - proving that online dating does work.

Monday, 4 October 2010

Is he into Me ?

"Do you tell him that his being flaccid is a deal breaker if you want the relationship to continue? 


Perhaps you just don't know: Guys are flaccid 99.99% of every day. Even sitting in a strip bar, an erection doesn't last more than a few minutes if that. Yeah, some days are exceptional, and it's possible to regain an erection multiple times over an hour, but the natural state is FLACCID.

Y'know, the end of the blue pill commercial that says "Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours." ... ? Yeah - something is seriously wrong - and a guy would know that in 30 minutes, not 4 hours, they're just giving an arbitrary time limit to give a guy a chance to be sure, way, way beyond a reasonable doubt that something is wrong.

So hey - the next time you think being flaccid is unnatural, try standing on your head for 8 hours a day and see if that feels right.

Your B.O.B. is not designed to work like a real penis - it's built to be handled differently, easily operated, and easily cleaned. Maybe a conversation with your doctor might give you some clues.

BTW - Announcing your deal-breaker won't make him hard."

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