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My Robot Girlfriend

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3231673/My-girlfriend-is-a-robot.html

13 types of girl to avoid ?

"In general, men are looking first for physical attraction at a woman. Many of them consider that if she is beautiful and well dressed, its the perfect partner they are looking for. But they don't know that behind this appearance its hiding something worst.

Maybe this happened to you too. After you began a relationship with her you found out that she is not exactly what you want and what you expect. She hurt you and dumped you when you last expected. Many men are chasing after a woman who lied them and used them. But, in order to stop this, you should know from the beginning which types of girls you should avoid for to not be hurt again.

Desperate girl
-it is the type of the girl who spend all her life laid out, looking for a perfect life, and suddenly she discover that she gets old and she doesn't get married yet because she hasn't met the perfect man for her
-she wants desperately to get married no matter who the guy is or what he does
-she is pressed by the time and is ready to marry with a jerk as long as he has marriage material
-watch out because if you marry one of this, you have to spend the rest of your life with her

Materialistic girl
-usually is good looking and well dressed
-is looking very well outside but inside it is a bunch of money hungry taker
-she is looking all the time after boys which are staying very well with their wallet
-she expects that a man should finance her entire life just because she is biologically female
-she is very friendly, nice at the beginning but after some time you'll see that no matter how much you give her, she wants more
-she is greed personified
-she is interested only in what she wants and not others feelings
-stay away from this kind of girl because she will dumped you after she spend all your money

Angry girl
-she is the type of the girl which sees life like a battle
-anything what is happening or is told to her is seen as a insult at her address
-has also a bad opinion about man, sees only the wrong sides of a man
-she is always upset and angry
-usually she likes to take out of context everything what is said to her and to interpret the words like she wants
-you don't have any future with her, she has a simmering anger at men which can explode at any moment

Insecure girl
-she is very nice and treats men very well
-but she suffers by frustration
-is wracked by anxiety about making the wrong decision
-she has to think twice about what to do, what to wear, where to go, what to eat
-she needs constant reassurance that she's attractive and worries incessantly

Stupid girl
-this type of girl likes to speak a lot but she doesn't say nothing smart
-she likes to say always gossips about the others, but when you want to talk something important with her, she is not able to make conversation

Uptown girl
-she is very rich
-everything she has is better than yours and she wants to make sure that you know it
-she only dates the best of best
-is entirely focused on herself
-she is very selfish, self-indulgent grown up as '' daddy's little girl''
-needs to be constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes

Childish girl
-everything in life hurts this kind of girl
-is the type of girl who cries a lot, every innocent comment or criticism will upset her
-avoid this kind of girl because if you are dating one you will have to spend all the time apologizing even if you didn't make any mistake
-avoid also long term relationship with her because she is capable of suicide if you want to leave her and all the blame will be thrown on yourself

Elusive girl
-is the type of girl who is afraid to start a relationship
-she might be hurt in a past relationship and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present
-she look interested at the beginning but after a while she runs away
-is the type of girl who likes to send mixed messages so you'll never understand her

Talking girl
-it is a big difference between somebody who is able to make good conversation and have sense of humor , and somebody who always have to make a comment about everything
-it is the type which is very hard to please and always has to say something about everything is happening or speaking around her

Romantic girl
-this lives in her own world, of movies and romance novels
-she is very dreamy, imagining things, expecting Prince Charming to come after her
-she doesn't know how the real world is
-she was grown with the idea that she is a princess

Dragger girl
-this kind of girl will always make you feel bad even there is no reason to feel that
-it is always worrying and she can never be happy, everything around her is a total drag
-even if a wonderful thing happen to you, she will make you feel like it was the worst thing that could happen ever

Controlling girl
-she likes to have the total control in your relationship and on you too
-wants to control you in everything you do, you wear or eat
-if you try to control her too, she will get angry, cry, scream or use any deceptive female tactic until you give up

Flirting girl
-she flirts with anybody and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity
-has a big power of attraction
-exist the risk to dump you in any moment if somebody better comes along

With all these types of girls you should avoid, it is now more easy for you to make a good choice about your next girlfriend; but remember that not all the women are the same, maybe there is somewhere a good, carrying woman just for you."


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Sex Addiction - A point of view

"does the alcoholic not love his sober life ? do you think that the alcoholic wants to loose everything because of his drinking.. including his life . do you think huge people want to continue to eat and get bigger ???..sex addiction is very real ... why would a man /woman want to loose all his possessions ..kids and even risk death ..most cheaters and players are sex addicts ...they are addicted to the high that they get from the conquest ..they want to be loved and love ... this is why cheaters sometimes commit suicide after cheating ..its not because they are afraid of getting caught or because they got caught ..its because they hate what they have done ..they actually cant think rationally when they are leading up to cheating and doing it ..but after they cheat reality comes crashing down ..I'm not saying stay with a cheater ..or to forgive a cheater ..but pity a cheater ..his/her self destructive behavior is not making them happy ...sex addiction is one of the worse addictions ..the high you get from a sex fix only last seconds ... then sets in remorse ..and gradually then the need for your next fix comes back ..and you can no longer think straight ...but the low during the remorse immediately after someone has cheated is the worst a person can feel .. with alcohol at least you don't sober up instantly and have to face your destruction ..with sex you instantly have to face what you have done ...the only way to anesthetize yourself is to lie to everyone including your self ...every lie a sex addict tells to someone else he has already told to himself 

some women live with alcoholics for years ..giving them chance after chance... sometimes even after he has lost everything from his drinking ..and some do with cheaters also ... but I submit that they are both variants of the same animal .. In my twenties I was a sex addict ..I played till I lost all my friends ...my reputation .my job and I actually got fired for getting caught having sex at work ..with a customer ... the best thing that could have happened to me .. It forced me to face that I couldn't control my sex life .. at the time if I had been married I would have cheated no doubt ... it took years to gain control of sex ..I fought sex addiction for the next 25 years .. only after age diminished my sex drive a bit did it become something I no longer had to fight daily ... only the last 8 to 10 years have I controlled my sexual thoughts ....instead of continually fighting to keep them from controlling me ... a sex addict never is cured until age cures him ... one can however learn to fight/control their addiction ..so the old phrase I have heard is true ...a cheater/addict is always a cheater/addict ...but one can learn to stop cheating / letting their addiction control them

If you marry someone who has cheated on a past relationship ..they will still have the addiction that made them cheat the first time ..the trauma of the consequences of that cheating may have taught them how to avoid cheating on you but the addiction will always be there"

The Healthy 20 something male and erection problems

"^^^ Ladies always think it's "his" problem, hence the suggestion for viagara for a walking hard on 26 year old by a woman, and let's be honest here, that should require ZERO viagaric influence (is viagaric a word?)!

The bottom line is this. If a 26 year old who is otherwise healthy can't get it up, the woman has one of the following issues going on:
- She stinks to high hell in her vajayjay. That always turns a guy off.
- She has horrible breath and kissing her tastes like kissing an ashtray, eating the contents of a diaper, or licking the floor of a crowded bar at 2 am.
- As ^^, she was talking about her last boyfriend's amazing c0ck and how hard she came with him.
- She talks about his friend being hot.
- She/he suck in bed together and they're not figuring out why or doing anything to change it. He no longer enjoys sex with her very much like before.
- HE is not that into HER anymore.

My money is on the last one. But far be it from a woman to think her and her vagina are anything less than 1000% desirable to her man, and 500% desireable to all other men."

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Why don't women realize that excessive weight eliminates their potential

So he says ...

"I have really been baffled about why women are so clueless to understanding that fat is not attractive, and most will be single for ever until they finally do something about it. 


This is a very sensitive topic, but someone needs to speak up. Two-thirds of America are overwewight, and girls on dating sites are no exception. 


I have been emailed by over 500 girls on dating sites over many years, and all 500 were overweight. It is an epidemic. It's the number one reason guys eventually fade off and stop trying. Girls check average on their profile, totally knowing that when they stand in the mirror seconds before taking a shower, it does not look good at all. 


Here is my question: If a single girl is overweight, what happens when their metabolism slows down in later years? What happens when the kids come along? The problem gets worse. All these girls are looking for love and do not realize why they are not finding it. Sure, get defensive and say, "Well, if a guy can't love me for who I am...bla bla bla". 


Let's be real. Rolls and bulges are not attractive and ( for 99% of guys) are a huge turn off. Why want girls just dedicate a small portion of their time to weight training, cardio, and closing their mouths and not eating? 


If you are wondering why your inbox is empty, its because of weight. Who wants a girl that will not be disciplined and balanced in a relationship? 


It's a direct reflection of character. Two choices: #1 Fat leads to depression, which leads to more eating, leading to more depression, and the problem escalates. #2 Work out, feel great- feel great, eat right- eat right- feel more energetic- have an acceptable body. Which one do you choose? Fat is absolutely, positively the number one barrier to finding Love'


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UK Women, STD's One Night Stands and Abortion

Daily Mail Article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1329999/Why-women-risk-night-stands-casual-affairs-views-abortion.html

Man Lab On BBC

Episode 1 and episode 3 of Manlab have some advice for guys on the pull.


Episode 3   - 40 minutes in the first date

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00w5lqb/James_Mays_Man_Lab_Episode_3/

Episode 1 - Serenade

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vs617/James_Mays_Man_Lab_Episode_1/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-the-bitch-set-me_b_518287.html

Sex Magic

Sex Magic is a term for various types of sexual activity used in magical, ritualistic or otherwise religious and spiritual pursuits. One practice of sex magic is using the energy of sexual arousal or orgasm with visualization of a desired result. A premise of sex magic is the concept that sexual energy is a potent force that can be harnessed to transcend one's normally perceived reality.

English author and occultist Aleister Crowley used and wrote about sex magic in relationship to his religion of Thelema, and used orgasm as a magical tool. According to author Samael Aun Weor, not having an orgasm is preferable so as to mentally direct energy created during sex or masturbation toward creativity.

An example of sex magic in Wicca is the Great Rite, a ritual that involves either symbolic or actual sexual intercourse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_magic

Louis CK; First scene for episode 4 of LOUIE on FX Tuesdays 11pm "SO Old"

Zoom - Fat Larry's Band

Zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom
Suddenly and we were on the moon
Flying high on the neon sky, oh

Bang, just one touch and
All the church bells rang
Heaven called and all the angel sang
Sunrise shine in the morning sky, oh

Zoom, you chase the day away
High noon, the moon
And stars came out to play
Then my whole wide world went zoom
(I passed the rainbow as it went flying by
Faster and faster we were higher than high)
For once in my lifetime I was finally free
And you came back to me

Oh, zoom you chase the day away High noon
The moon and stars came out to play
Then my whole world went zoom

Moonbeams dancing in the afternoon
Shadows blowing as the roses bloom
Looking down on a wonderland, oh

Smack, just one kiss and I was outta whack
All at once there was no turnin' back
Oh so far above the brightest star, oh

Transaction based "love"

"So they are single because ultimately they are seeing relationships as transactions, the other person is an object.

Insert coin A (do anything, anywhere, anytime) into slot and receive prize B (relationship, love, affection, commitment, happiness, expected behavior).


Most people don't like to be viewed that way, as though they have to live up to the expectations of another, nor do they enjoy accruing social obligation payments."

Romeo and Juliet (1968) The Balcony Scene (with English Transcript) Part 2

Gorilla fingers itself

masturbating monkey

Let´s do it like they do on the discovery channel...

You and me baby

Elephant Sex Borat Approved

dog sex puke

Ha Ha

"A woman shopping at Adsa takes a fancy to the young lad who is filling her shopping bags, and she thinks to herself "what a nice bum and lovely blue eyes, what I couldn't do to him".

She stands waiting, feeling very horny and, after paying, she says, "excuse me, but is there any chance of you helping me to carry my shopping to the car?",
"Certainly Madam, no problem at all".

So off they set over the car park, walking behind him makes her even randier and she blurts out, "I've got a delicious itchy fanny", he replies, "You'd better point it out then Madam, all them Japanese cars look the same to me"."

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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. 

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?"

"No", she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher".

Sex Positions

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Gay Education

Wanking

According to a survey by Durex, the Swiss are the biggest wankers in the world.  96% of swiss adults wank.

http://www.durex.com/en-GB/SexualWellbeingSurvey/InTheBedroom/pages/default.aspx

Causes of intimate dryness

Causes of intimate dryness

The causes of intimate dryness are well understood and are commonly associated with women's every day activities and life stage changes. Using Sensilube during these times helps gently replace lost moisture so you feel more comfortable and reassured.

• Hormonal changes including menopause and childbirth
• Stress
• Use of medication
• Sensitivity to sanitary and perfumed products
• Sex

Hormonal changes:

Around pregnancy and/or childbirth
During pregnancy or following childbirth, significant hormonal changes can cause a decrease in the levels of intimate moisture. This is a short term change and usually levels recover once breast feeding has finished.
Using Sensilube during these times helps gently replace lost moisture so you feel more comfortable and reassured.
During and after menopause
During menopause, the production of the hormone oestrogen decreases which can trigger the development of intimate dryness. Menopause typically occurs in women between the ages of 45 and 60 years and approximately 44% of menopausal women experience some kind of intimate dryness during this time.
Using Sensilube during these times helps gently replace lost moisture so you feel more comfortable and reassured.

Stress

During periods of nervousness and stress the body produces less moisture which can result in dryness around the eyes, the mouth and in intimate areas.
Using Sensilube during these times helps gently replace lost moisture so you feel more comfortable and reassured.

Medication

Some medicines such as the contraceptive pill, anti-depressants, anti-histamines and diuretics can cause intimate dryness by impacting intimate secretion levels. Treatments for health issues such as chemotherapy and kidney dialysis may also impact moisture levels.
Using Sensilube during these times helps gently replace lost moisture so you feel more comfortable and reassured.

Sensitivity to sanitary and perfumed products

Some sanitary and wash products used in the intimate area can cause irritation and trigger dryness. Use of pads instead of tampons can help prevent this as well as avoiding heavily perfumed soaps and washes.
Additionally, using Sensilube during these times can help to ease discomfort

Sex

A lack of intimate moisture can impact women’s ability to have sex and enjoy it.
An absence of stimulation, excitation or desire can all impact intimate moisture levels during sex which can in turn cause tension, anxiety and pain.
Continuing to have sex without adequate moisture can exaggerate soreness.
Naturally replacing lost moisture with Sensilube can help relieve this discomfort.

BANNED Adam and Eve, the gay version

Durex Play Ultra

A Review ... lol...oh how we laughed !

"I chose this as it said it is reusable. I thought they meant you could change the batteries. No, it means that there is a rubbery type ring thing to which you insert these 'pods' that vibrate. Each lasting 20 mins and two in a pack, then you have to throw it away.

The packaging is excessive as it comes in a plastic tub, I can only think it is to make you think you are getting more than you are.

Try and get your man to put that on his bits only if he is hair free! Otherwise you will be in trouble! It is rubbery and pulls hairs!

It is now stuck in my bedside table draw and can't see me getting it out again.

  I think the description is misleading."

Are you?

The Sexual Beast
The Passionate Lover
The Tantric Master
The Shapeshifter

or all of them ?

What Type of Guy are You ?

The Perpetual Lovemaker
The Emotionless Robot
The Monotonous Plodder
The Bedroom Technician

Frozen Sex Aids

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Sex Positions - Butterfly

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Sex Positions

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Banned Commercial - Condoms

SpinGasm - Turbo-Charges your Fleshlight or Sex in a Can

Spingasm

DUREX play massagers "/ Vibrators

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Durex Play Ring

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Female Masturbation Guide

Masturbation gives women the opportunity to explore their body while at the same time giving them a high degree of sexual freedom. It allows them the opportunity to experience sexual pleasure without relying on a partner, and to release sexual tension when they feel the need to.

Masturbation can be a very empowering learning tool for women - it teaches them about their bodies, and how it responds to sexual stimulation. Many normal and healthy women only experience Orgasmwhile masturbating, or find it is their most intense type of orgasm. Masturbation is the first and most important sexual skill a woman should learn, as it holds the key to enjoying other forms of sexual activity. Ideally, this skill is commenced early in life (preferably prior to the age of five), but far too often it is not learned until a woman is in her late teens or early twenties. This stems from the incorrect notion that children are entirely devoid of sexuality and that they must be protected from its 'evils'. Children, especially infants, are incredibly curious individuals who will undoubtedly discover masturbation on their own. A parent, if they discover their child masturbating, should not chastise them for it, but rather, tell them about appropriate private and public behaviour.

However, not all women have negative views of masturbation, nor indeed do all women feel the need to masturbate. The point is that women are increasingly developing more positive attitudes towards masturbation and the pleasure it can bring them. If given the opportunity, women will often discuss their masturbation habits with pride, without the least amount of guilt.

Common Misconceptions

In spite of the sexual revolution, female masturbation is still somewhat taboo. Even though popular songs, movies and television make mention of female masturbation, it is not a common topic of discussion. People are more likely to make mention of Male Masturbation than female. It is a given that males masturbate, but for females, even though it might be commonly accepted that they do it, they are not expected to. If a woman does not know that her peers masturbate and that they presume that she does, she is less likely to do it ... or if she does, she feels guilty for doing so. Since many women do not generally talk about it, it is often presumed that they do not masturbate.

Another common misconception of women is that if they have a partner, they should not feel the need to masturbate. Or if they are single, that masturbating would reinforce their single status; in other words, if they were not single, they would not have to masturbate. So instead of masturbating, some go in search of a partner. This is not the best solution and typically results in unfulfilled desires.

Since masturbation is seen as a "solo" activity, some women with partners do not feel it is appropriate for them to masturbate. If they have a partner, it is believed that their sexual activities with them should fulfil all their sexual needs. While a nice ideal, in real life a lot of women's sexual needs are not met fully by their partner, no matter how good and loving a partner they have. For women with partners, it is important that they understand that it is perfectly healthy and normal for them to masturbate, and they should do so without feeling guilty. For many women the frequency with which they masturbate should not change when they go from being single to having a sexual partner. Some women may find they masturbate even more when they have a partner, as having a partner makes them feel more sexual, and increases their desire for sex and sexual pleasure.

While it is certainly untrue, the majority of people believe that women are less sexual than men. We are led to believe that women think about sex and desire sex much less. Society creates outcasts of women who are openly sexual. This results in women believing they should not have strong sexual feelings and desires. Unfortunately, many women are ashamed to admit they become ‘horny’. This results in women introverting and denying their own sexual feelings and desires. While a woman's desire for sex may change with time as the result of hormonal influences, they are overall just as sexual as men. If a woman accepts that she is equally as sexual as a man, she is more likely to feel comfortable with her desire to masturbate.

Why Masturbate?

The main reason a woman should masturbate is because it feels good. Women with strong sex drives may masturbate frequently, but a woman should not forgo masturbating just because she does not have a strong sex drive. Even if she has no desire for partner sex, she should still enjoy giving herself pleasure. The fact that pre-adolescent girls masturbate proves that hormonally induced sex drives are not the only reason to masturbate; young girls do it for no other reason than it feels good. There is nothing wrong with a woman giving herself pleasure on a daily basis, or as often as she desires. For masturbation to be pleasurable it does not have to end in orgasm. Masturbation may involve nothing more than placing your hands against your vulva when you go to sleep at night, simply because it feels good.

There are times in all relationships when a partner is not available for sex when you desire it, even when they sleep beside you. Couples frequently have different levels of sex drive, and expectations regarding physical intimacy. This is why women frequently masturbate secretively in the shower, or masturbate silently in the early morning hours while their sleeping partner lies beside them. Masturbating when you have a partner is normal and a woman should not feel ashamed for doing so. Most women have probably done it at some point in their relationship. It is often a necessity. Forgoing masturbation and sexual pleasure when you need it simply because you have a partner does harm to you and your relationship, because you will slowly begin to blame them for your sexual frustration. As your sexual frustration grows, so does your frustration with the relationship.

If a woman does not know how to sexually satisfy herself, then how can she expect her partner to know? Learning about her own body, how it responds and then teaching this to her partner is a great way to ensure that she gets the most out of her whole sexual experience. Don’t be shy ladies … share that knowledge and you will never regret it!

Masturbation Techniques

Women and girls masturbate in an endless list of ways. Common methods are, massaging of the clitoris with hands and fingers, rubbing the vulva up against pillows, bed cloths, stuffed animals and furniture, etc. The vagina appears to play a limited role in the masturbation practices of women, but vaginal penetration during masturbation is by no means unusual or uncommon. Some women employ anal and/or nipple stimulation in addition to clitoral and vaginal stimulation.

It is important to understand that there is no "correct" or "right" way to masturbate. Some women feel they should be able to masturbate to orgasm using a different or more correct method because they hear other women do it that way. It is important to keep in mind that each woman's anatomy is slightly different and her psychological makeup is quite different. This results in every woman masturbating differently, even if they use the same basic technique. While some women can masturbate to orgasm employing several different techniques, others find they can reach orgasm only when they use the same method each time. There is nothing wrong with this. Due to conditioning and the differences in women's bodies, learning new techniques for some can be difficult. If you are orgasmic with your current masturbation technique, feel free to experiment, but do not feel you have to reach orgasm in other ways. Remember, masturbation is supposed to be fun and enjoyable, no matter how you do it.

Here are some tips for the beginner - or anyone looking to improve their repertoire:

The Beginner

When you have relaxed your body lie on a bed, or sit in a comfortable chair, and explore your nude or semi-nude body. Run your fingers and hands across your body. Explore your breasts and play with your nipples; caress your legs and thighs. Cup your vulva in your hand and gently rub in small circles. Stimulate your body, but do not try to reach orgasm. Make yourself feel good. If you feel yourself get tense, stop what you are doing, breath deeply and relax. Do this exercise as often as possible, but for no longer than 20 minutes per session. Do not tire or stress yourself out. The point of this exercise is to make you feel good while staying relaxed, not to have an orgasm. You want to feel a little aroused, but at peace - not compelled to go further.
After you become comfortable exploring and touching your body you will want to try more direct means of stimulating your vulva. Slip your fingers between the folds of your vulva and massage and play with your inner labia, perhaps pulling on them lightly or firmly. Slip your fingers up to the top of your vulva and place them on top of your clitoris. Gently move your fingers up and down, around, and perhaps even wildly jiggle them. Make the loose tissue covering your clitoris slide across the body and glans of your clitoris. If you feel a need to be filled, insert a finger or two into your vagina. You want to make yourself feel really good, but you do not want to intentionally try to have an orgasm. If an orgasm occurs, you want it to be a total surprise. If you are thinking about having an orgasm, you need to slow down, relax, and redirect your thoughts. You do not want your brain to know you are about to have an orgasm.
You may not experience orgasm the first few times, so do not try to. Just enjoy the pleasures of touching yourself. If you get to a point where you suddenly find your body is super-tense, you are trying too hard. Try to enjoy yourself, not orgasm. You want to surprise yourself with an orgasm. If you feel yourself on the verge of orgasm, but cannot get there, you are probably trying too hard; you cannot force your body to have an orgasm. The more you concentrate on trying to have an orgasm, the less likely you are to have one.

Clitoral Stimulation

Using your hands and fingers, stimulate (rub, stroke, pinch, etc) the clitoris with one or more fingers or the palm of your hand. Some find direct contact with the clitoris too intense, and prefer stimulation near or around the clitoris. Others prefer to have a layer of clothing or some other fabric between the hand and clitoris. Try it both ways and see what works best for you.

G-Spot Stimulation

Inserting a vibrator or dildo into the vagina can help locate and stimulate your G-spot and offers a feeling of fullness in the vagina. You can locate your G-spot with your fingers, but it's difficult to provide adequate stimulation through manual masturbation. Women who enjoy stimulation of the G-spot usually employ sexual toys to make it easier and more enjoyable.

Vibrators

Vibrators are used primarily for clitoral stimulation, though many women also use them for vaginal or anal stimulation. They also may be combined with other toys and used in any number of positions. A good, discrete alternative to a vibrator for clitoral or anal stimulation is a massage wand. However, massage wands cannot be used for vaginal or anal penetration. To check out a wide selection of sex toys, please see our Sex Toy Reviews.

Common, Everyday Objects

Rub your clitoris against any soft, non-abrasive object (e.g., a pillow, the corner of a couch, etc.) and see if you enjoy the stimulation it provides.

Showers

A detachable shower-head can be quite scintillating for just about any woman. The best shower available is the ones with the versatile control that switches the water from a steady stream to a pulsating jet spray. In hot tubs, avoid sending strong streams of water into the vagina; in extreme cases this can cause fatal air embolism!

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Conclusion

In closing, there is no right way to masturbate and there is no specific number of times you should do it per week. As long as you feel comfortable with the frequency at which you masturbate and the pleasure it provides you, then keep on doing it. Masturbation is normal and should be pleasurable, so find out what you like the best and then show your partner, if you have one, how they can help please you properly.

Female Orgasm

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Techno Viking - Fagotry

Get some swagger, but maybe go easy on the drugs.

Strut Your Stuff

Get down and dirty on the dancefloor.      These instructional videos will teach you how.

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Don't feel physically repelled by them !

Netdoctor has high expectations for that first date.    Remember this guys ....she may not be head over heals about you if she is following this type of advice.!

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First dates

First dates can be frightening and fraught, so don't expect too much. All you really need to establish is that you are comfortable with the other person and you don't feel physically repelled by them.

Try to do something that does not expect too much of either of you. A movie is a good choice and then dinner afterwards. That way you can at least chat about the film.

Or you might prefer just to meet for a quick drink. Better to underestimate how much time you'll want to spend together than be lumbered with each other for a whole evening."

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Is he into Me ?

"Do you tell him that his being flaccid is a deal breaker if you want the relationship to continue? 


Perhaps you just don't know: Guys are flaccid 99.99% of every day. Even sitting in a strip bar, an erection doesn't last more than a few minutes if that. Yeah, some days are exceptional, and it's possible to regain an erection multiple times over an hour, but the natural state is FLACCID.

Y'know, the end of the blue pill commercial that says "Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours." ... ? Yeah - something is seriously wrong - and a guy would know that in 30 minutes, not 4 hours, they're just giving an arbitrary time limit to give a guy a chance to be sure, way, way beyond a reasonable doubt that something is wrong.

So hey - the next time you think being flaccid is unnatural, try standing on your head for 8 hours a day and see if that feels right.

Your B.O.B. is not designed to work like a real penis - it's built to be handled differently, easily operated, and easily cleaned. Maybe a conversation with your doctor might give you some clues.

BTW - Announcing your deal-breaker won't make him hard."

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