Taken from a Plenty Of Fish Forum
"Hmmmm....I guess I am not used to you modern women and your exotic sexual tastes. I have always found the ways of the Lord to be entirely satisfactory in all things. Acting like some lower life form is to me distasteful.
If the good Lord wanted us to act like dogs, He would have given us longer tongues and much hairier bodies. Shame shame! No wonder you all are finding so many men have ED. Its probably His punishment for your lascivious ways.
I suggest that a half hour of honest prayer with your partner prior to the sex act will free your minds of these disgusting thoughts and that your man will again feel the power of the Creator in his loins to the extent that the celebration of your union will prove entirely satisfying. Offering your thankfulness to Him afterwards will also grant you the peace needed to prepare yourself for the next expression of joy!"
AMEN !
Wednesday, 18 August 2010
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