What was in his bed ?

From a forum post

"When I first was seeing my ex we bought a couple of kittens and they lived at his batchelor flat.

One weekend I blitzed his room because it was so disgusting and realised that his bedding hadn't been washed for some considerable time.

However when I took the duvet cover off I found a fully decomposed mouse in it, the body fluids having seeped into the duvet.

This thing had been there for ages, and I'd been sleeping under it. The poor thing must've been brought in by the cats and crawled into the bedding and died.

Another lovely thing found by my ex was a piece of Xmas mince pie in his belly button "