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After using the dating site Plentyoffish.com "Doug" has now found a fantastic woman - proving that online dating does work.

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Bad Sex Experiences

I know exactly what you mean!.. Lets just say it is a myth about black men.. I went out on a date with this guy, he had me in stitches all night.. romantic, proper gent. intelligent.. single and successful.. He was 6 foot 4 and abs you could do your washing on!.. He suggested to book into a hotel.. too fecking right! ..
We got to the hotel room and he stripped off to reveal a teeny weeny atom sized willy.. I was traumatised.. so unfair!

That song by Lilly Allen popped into my head!..

So made excuses of a headache (bit sad, but had to think on my feet).. we stopped over..and left at 4am.. The lets be friends speech came out, and never darkened his door again..

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