Funny Vibrator Stories

From a forum post

"So one day my five year-old daughter was rummaging in my bedroom drawer, unbeknown to me and came out with my vibrator.

"Mom, what is this?", she asks

"Uhm, it's a, uh...battery tester! See, you put the battery in, and then buzzes and that is how you know that the battery works."

Sure enough, months later, all the relatives are over, and we are all going on a night time walk to the creek and we are not sure if the batteries in the flash light work.

"Mom, just use the battery tester!"

"What do you mean?"

I evade, but before I can successfully redirect the conversation,
she says,

"YOU know, that long pink thing by your bed that when you turn it like this it goes bzzzzz."

Of course knew what she was talking about! "